Watch: The Duggars Respond to Sexual Abuse Scandal on ‘Funny or Die’

Via Funny or Die:

“When we first heard of Josh’s mistakes, we did the right thing and ignored the girl who came forward,” a wig-donning “Michelle” sarcastically tells the camera.

“Girls lie all the time,” parody-Jim Bob adds. “That’s what they do.”

In response to Josh’s work with (and subsequent resignation from) certified antigay hate group the Family Research Council, the faux Duggar parents commended their son for rising up as a vocal opponent to LGBT equality.

“Josh moved on with his life, and was the head of the Family Research Council,” says Jim Bob in the clip. “He dedicated all of his efforts to Christ’s love, and informing Americans about the dangers of homosexuals.”

“Homosexuals prey on children, and they do not deserve to walk on God’s green earth,” says Michelle.