Watch: Here’s How NOT To Break Your Penis

Apparently, some dude was fucking his boyfriend in Boston recently and broke his penis … in a real case of snap, crackle, and pop.

Via The Gaily Grind:

The man heard a snap, felt his penis become immediately flaccid, and noticed a rush of blood from the tip.

He was rushed to the A&E department of a Boston hospital as he was suffering severe pain, according to a case report in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Doctors found he had torn his tunica albuginea, the watertight and fibrous outer sheath of one of the penis’ inner chambers, the corpus cavernosa.

The corpus cavernosa runs along the length of the penis and is filled with spongy tissue, into which blood flows to create an erection.

The tunica albuginea helps to trap the blood in the corpus cavernosa, maintaining an erection.

The snap had led to a tear in the corpus cavernosa’s sheath, which meant blood leaked out, creating swelling.

It was forced out of his body through the urethra, the tube by which a man passes urine, which is why he saw blood coming out of the end of his penis.

When he arrived at hospital, he was taken straight to the operating room for emergency repair.

The man has since recovered and has regained his ability to have an erection!

So, be careful out there gents.

The Gaily Grind also offers up a helpful video on avoiding the same injury. So, why am I cringing?