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Fox News Outraged At Obama’s Evil Christmas Card

Aaah. Bo the Obama pooch nestled by a fire. Presents under the poinsettia. Christmas decorations adorning the fireplace. Merry Christmas from the White House!

Guess what? Unsurprisingly Fox News continues its continuous coverage of the fictional War on Christmas by declaring this card further proof that President Obama hates Christians. After all, he’s a Kenyan born Marxist/Socialist/Communist whose plan is to make America a totally secular nation.

And because it was necessary, Fox brought in Sarah Palin for her commentary on this despicable card:

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin told Fox News & Commentary that she found the card to be a bit unusual.

“It’s odd,” she said, wondering why the president’s Christmas card highlights his dog instead of traditions like “family, faith and freedom.”

“Even stranger than that was his first year in office when the Christmas ornaments included Chairman Mao,” Palin said. “People had to ask that it be removed because it was offensive.”…

…Palin said the majority of Americans can appreciate the more traditional, “American foundational values illustrated and displayed on Christmas cards and on a Christmas tree.”

As for the Obama card, she replied, “It’s just a different way of thinking coming out of the White House.”

Of course, no one does this story justice like Rachel Maddow. Guess what (again)? Most White House Christmas cards are LESS Christmas. Watch below…

 

Sexually Aroused Sarah Palin: Teabagging Is Not Terrorism (VIDEO)

Media Whore:


1. A person who has a psychological need to get into TV, Film, Radio or Print.

2. A person who becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves in the media.

3. Sarah Palin.

Palin appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program last night clearly reflected the fact that she felt the need to appease her Tea Party fans. It’s interesting that she is denouncing the administration’s label of “terrorists” for the GOP Freshmen whom the Tea Party elected – the same ones who took the debt ceiling hostage and caused John Boehner to cry himself to sleep every night and miss several tanning sessions.

Also mentionable is the fact the Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell readily admits that members of the House GOP held the talks “hostage”: “I think some of our members may have thought the default issue was a hostage you might take a chance at shooting. Most of us didn’t think that. What we did learn is this — it’s a hostage that’s worth ransoming. And it focuses the Congress on something that must be done.”

So, maybe Sarah is not getting it from Todd and needed some sexual arousal from the teabaggers – the same ones who would use their 2nd Amendment rights and shoot her beaver in a second.

 

Oh, Sarah: When Publicity Whores Go To Motorcycle Rallies

Oh, Sarah. Really? Apparently, not everyone was pleased to see Sexy Sarah show up straddling a motorcycle.

From CBS:

Riding onto the scene on the back of a Harley-Davidson, Sarah Palin made a dramatic entrance Sunday at a much-anticipated appearance with the Rolling Thunder bike rally in Arlington, Virginia, an early stop on her recently-launched national bus tour.

The annual motorcycle ride, part of a two-day effort by the Rolling Thunder nonprofit organization, means to draw attention to American troops who have gone missing in combat and remain unaccounted for. Hundreds of participants ride in support of the cause yearly.

Palin did not give a speech during her appearance, but said, when asked about the significance of the event, that it was important to honor men and women in uniform.

The former Alaska governor was joined by her husband, Todd, and daughters Bristol and Piper, the whole family riding in on motorcycles. (Todd helmed a black and burgundy cycle with Piper on the back, and Bristol and the former vice presidential candidate each rode on the back of separate bikes.)

The former governor’s participation received mix reviews from Rolling Thunder organizers and participants, according to the Washington Post.

“I’m very not appreciative of the way she came in here,” Ted Shpak, Rolling Thunder’s national legislative director, told the Post. “If she wanted to come on the ride, she should have come in the back.”

Rolling Thunder rider Mark Posey added, in an interview with the Post, that the event was not the place to launch a presidential campaign: “I think she has no reason to be involved in this,” he said of Palin. “If she’s launching her campaign to run for president, I don’t think this is the place to start.”

These Alaskan hillbillies fascinate me.

Taiwanese Animators Take On Sarah Palin Twitter Stream (VIDEO)

A string of disparaging Twitter messages sent from a Sarah Palin staffer have been obtained by The Daily Caller. Advisor Rebecca Mansour vented about several high profile individuals. She alleged Mitt Romney’s “lackeys” were trying to back stab Palin. In another rant, Mansour suggested they “go medieval” on author Joe McGinnis after he moved in next door to Palin to research a book. She even turned on the Palins themselves, likening Bristol to past political family embarrassments. But Sarah Palin needn’t worry about bad publicity. A two-hour documentary is coming out this Fall championing her tenure as Alaskan Governor.
 

Foreign Policy Expert Palin Calls Obama a Pussy

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) criticized President Obama’s decision not to release photos of Osama bin Laden’s corpse.

Palin, a potential presidential candidate and frequent critic of Obama, called it an example of “pussy-footing around.” And now with Birthers put in their place, it’s time for the “Deathers” to come out of the woodwork.

Will This Underwear Model Do Levi Johnston Justice? (NSFW)

Earlier, I shared a photo of Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin. And did you know that Miley Cyrus’ ex-BF will play Levi? Can he pull it off? You be the judge.

From Gawker:

Game Change, the HBO movie based on the book about the 2008 presidential election, has found its sexiest actor. Who will this sexy actor play? Levi Johnston, of course! A young fellow named Justin Gaston has been cast as the hockey-playing Alaskan seed spreader, who probably would have played himself if they’d only asked. Gaston has been a bit of a low-rent gadabout in recent years, becoming famous for being Miley Cyrus’s underwear model boyfriend, then featuring on the Hulu reality series If I Can Dream and opening up for American Idol winner Kris Allen on his tour. Yes, he sings, he acts, he models! He’s the ideal renaissance man to play the north land’s chief stud horse (he’s called “Fuck Stallion” in Aleut). Now if we can just get one of the girls from 16 and Pregnant to play Bristol, we’ll have a really great cast.

Here are some more pics of Justin and Levi. Who can play Levi better?

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And now, here’s Levi. Good casting or not?

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