Wacko Pastor: If You Masturbate, You Are Gay (Who Knew?)

Pastor Mark Driscoll has a new theory on gayness. I guess this means every male in America is on our team… “Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with [...]

JesusWeen: Christians Trying To Replace Halloween

Seriously. A new movement to give away Bibles and Christian books instead of Snickers and Reese’s is taking place in a new Christian movement to replace that evil gay holiday, Halloween. However, if I said “trick or treat” and the woman on the left answered her door that way, I would run as fast as [...]

Wing Nuts Boycotting Ben & Jerry’s

Yes – you heard correctly. The American Family Association is telling members to boycott Ben & Jerry’s because it has made the concept of ice cream “vulgar” with it’s new Schweddy Balls ice cream. From an email sent by AFA affiliate OneMillionMoms via Right Wing Watch: Ben & Jerry’s announced their newest ice cream flavor [...]

Wingnuts: It Doesn’t Get Better

With the success of Dan Savage’s “It Gets Better Campaign,” are we really surprised that the wing nut Christians would come up with a campaign of their own?