Happy 53rd Birthday, Madonna (VIDEO GALLERY)

The great Madge turns 53 today. I remember when she first hit the scene in the early 1980s. None of us knew what to make of her. Well, now we know. Here’s a selection of the ever-changing superstar through the years…  

The Ultimate Cougar: Madonna

Madonna’s boy toy, Jesus Luz, has moved into the Grand Cougar’s New York pad and has converted to Kabbalah. She has also ordered him to follow her macrobiotic diet: he is not allowed to eat anything sugary, any dairy products or processed foods. That didn’t take long!