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Talented Pisser Gets Axed From Australian Rugby League #NSFW

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Australian rugby player Todd Carney (above) was busted after peeing into his own mouth at a local pub on Saturday. Now, that’s an opening line!

I actually am not great at urinating into my own mouth — although I don’t have issues peeing into the mouth of others. Apparently, Carney was fired as a result of this NSFW pic, which is too bad since he seems quite talented at it.

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Stuff.co.nz was able to track down the first-known tweet of Carney’s lewd act, which came at around 10pm Australian time on Saturday night.

“No way this is not true,” Twitter user @MarkRaider1 tweeted, along with a picture of the now former Cronulla Sharks player apparently urinating into his own mouth.

Well, there you go. I have friends at kink.com who might be able to place the ex-rugby player into a watersports film.

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H/T: The Gaily Grind

James Franco Bares His Ass at Broadway Bares #NSFW

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We have seen just about all of James Franco in various stages of undress and this weekend he did not disappoint as he let his arse cheeks hang out at the annual Broadway Bares (there’s lots of naughtiness in the pics of the event above).

Check it out below. Those are some nice cheeks.

 

World Cup: Croatian Team Loses, Then Skinny Dips Together #NSFW

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Are you enjoying the hotties of the World Cup as much as I am?

After losing to Brazil 3-1 last week, the Croatian team decided to swim naked together at their hotel pool:

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The team’s coach is asking for a press embargo of all photos:

“How would you feel if someone took naked pictures of you?” Croatian coach Niko Kovac told reporters Sunday. “They are adamant that they won’t speak to you lot anymore and I don’t know whether the silence will end tomorrow or last until the end of our World Cup campaign.”

Well, I for one am pleased that these got released.

Via Buzzfeed

 

Today’s Gratuitous Pics: Michiel Huisman #NSFW #TGIF

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‘Game of Thrones’ actor Michiel Huisman has a long history of nudity and shiftlessness in his films, so let’s ogle over those glimpses at his wonderful Dutch body to start our Memorial Day Weekend, shall we?

And, on the bright side, it looks like Playgirl wants him to pose nude

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Watch: A Supercut of Every Chris Evans Nude Scene…Ever

To celebrate the release of his latest film, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, the Wrap has conveniently put together a 60-second supercut of reasons to love Chris Evans. Or, more accurately, 60 seconds of the many, many times Chris Evans was completely naked in front of the camera.

Watch all the hotness above. And just because it is shirtless Saturday…

 

 

 

 

Desert Island Fantasies With Christopher Atkins and Marlon Teixeira #NSFW

I have spoken many times on this blog around my childhood crush on Christopher Atkins from ‘Blue Lagoon.’  Here’s why:

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When you are 14 (it was 1980) and in the closet, seeing this luscious body was confirmation that I was different.

My crush these days (now out and proud) is Marlon Teixeira, and he has done us proud with a deserted island shoot. I am almost wet in my pants and here’s why:

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Who would you rather be with? I would take both.

Yum.