Either Victoria Jackson is crazy or just playing us like Joaquin Phoenix did. She is sad and intriguing all at the same time. She’s like a trashy novel – I can’t put her down.
But when she talks, some fucking crazy shit comes out with that squeaky voice.
Via Gawker’s “All the Absolutely Insane Things Former SNL Tea Party Lunatic Victoria Jackson Has to Say,” here’s some of that crazy shit:
- “If you get killed because you’re gay, the murderer gets extra time. It’s hilarious! Alcoholism is a sin too, but you don’t see an alcoholic pride parade. Alcoholics hide in little rooms in basements and they go, ‘Hi, I’m Fred.’”
- “It’s OK to be a liberal and be fat. You’ve got Oprah, Rosie, you’ve got Joy Behar, you’ve got Whoopi, you’ve got the other ones on The View. [Or] if you’re black, you’re allowed to be fat, and that’s sassy, sexy. But if you’re white, you’re not really allowed to be fat.”
- “The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We’re killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day… I don’t know, 37 hundred a day or something like that. A million a day, I don’t know. I’m not good with numbers. We’re killing lots of babies every day. It’s infanticide. Its genocide. We are… How can God bless our country, seriously?”
- “I would run for office. I mean, especially since I’m getting old. I don’t really want to be in front of the camera, but I kind of like to be around people.”
- “[Oprah] brainwashed an entire country of housewives into the new-age movement – the oldest false religion in the world.”
Meanwhile, Tea Party Fag Hag Jan Brewer shoved a letter in the hand of and yelled at President Obama during his visit to Arizona today. The Tea Party is ecstatic. From Joe.My.God:
“He was a little disturbed about my book, Scorpions for Breakfast,” Brewer said. “I said to him that I have all the respect in the world for the office of the president. The book is what the book is. I asked him if he read the book. He said he read the excerpt. So.” Asked what aspect of the book disturbed him, Brewer said: “That he didn’t feel that I had treated him cordially. I said I was sorry he felt that way but I didn’t get my sentence finished. Anyway, we’re glad he’s here. I’ll regroup.” On the letter, she said it was personal letter asking him to sit down with her to discuss the “Arizona comeback.” She said she “reiterated an invitation that I’ve extended to him before with regards to coming to Arizona and going to the border with me.” She said she would take him to lunch. “We’ve had a remarkable comeback here and I want to share that with him.”
Of course, our friend Matt Barber was all over it on Twitter:
I can’t tell whether Matt is insulting Obama or the governor?
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