Happy Halloween bitches witches! Guess what? Pat Robertson warns us once again to ignore Satan’s official holiday.
Via Right Wing Watch:
Meeuwsen: This is Ken, he says ‘Pat, it may sound odd, but Halloween is one of the biggest events at my church. Every year, we host one of the area’s largest haunted houses. They say it’s a great outreach to the unsaved community, but it’s starting to irk me. I feel really unsettled by the fact that our church has a Haunted House. What are your thoughts?’
Robertson: I agree with you, we need the power of God not some kind of ersatz entertainment. We don’t believe in haunted, we don’t believe in ghosts, we don’t believe in all this business.
Meeuwsen: You don’t celebrate it.
Robertson: Halloween is Satan’s night, it’s the night for the devil. It’s All Hallow’s Eve but its time when witches and goblins—
Meeuwsen: Ok that’s evident in the kinds of things that are for sale.
Robertson: Of course, it’s out there. Its skeletons and all this, like the dead rising. Churches shouldn’t do that, you should do something else besides having a haunted house. I’m sure it’s popular, it is probably a big deal, people come to get scared, you’ve got spiders and cobwebs and all that. But—you can bob for apples, you can do all kind of different things and have a big party.
Meeuwsen: Most churches have actually an alternative evening for families.
Robertson: That’s what you need but not a haunted house, I agree with you. You’re feeling badly? You should.
Now, if you can excuse me, I need to put on my devil ears and red makeup.
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