To no one’s surprise, Gov. Rick Perry has signed the evil NOM anti-marriage equality pledge. Instead of reporting the NOM “breaking news” release verbatim, I thought I’d share as a Mad-Lib. It will make a great Friday night drinking game!
“Kudos to Gov. Rick Perry for making it _______(adj): he’s a _______(noun) champion!,” said _____(name) Brown, ______(noun) of NOM. “The purpose of NOM’s ______(adj) Pledge is to _____ (verb) from vague _____(noun) statements to concrete______(noun) to protect ______(noun). Gov. Perry joins ______(adj) Bachmann, _____(adj) Romney and _____(adj) Santorum as a ______(noun) of NOM Marriage Pledge. By doing so, Perry makes ______(noun) that, contrary to the conventional______(cats) , gay marriage is going to be a _____(adj) issue in 2012 than it was in 2008, because the difference between the GOP nominee and Pres. Obama is going to be ______(adj). We look forward to demonstrating that being for ______(noun) is a winning ______(noun) for a presidential candidate.”
Have fun and stay sober!
