- It's official! I'm the new host of the Tonight Show, pushing Leno to 12:05, Conan to 1:05 and Jimmy back to romantic comedies with Drew. #
- Working my butt off on everyone else's day off – productivity is overrated! #
- I am obsessed with Jersey Shore. I am also addicted to Little Miss Perfect. Who knew I'd learn what a flipper is? http://bit.ly/77uFJB #
- My pants are soaked all the way to my thighs. But, it could always be worse! I do not live in Haiti nor cold weather. I love you wet pants! #
- RT @Stranahan: BROKEN NEWS : Massachusetts results with 36% of the Commonwealth reporting – 56% Wicked Pisser, 42% Wicked Awesome #
- Just got a $2,400 hospital/emergency room bill. Oy vey. Thanks insurance company. Good bye health care reform! #
- The corpse isn't even cold yet and Democrats are throwing each other under the bus. Get over the arrogance, Democrats! We lost! #
- A friend of mine is seeking an SEO marketing expert for his company in San Francisco. If you know anyone, please message me. (@dannation) #
- Home after storm #4 – and Californias are horrible driving in the rain. I heard "solo spinout" 6 times on KCBS. Train tomorrow! #
- Paying bills at home with a glass of Diet Coke. Time for a fire in our fireplace (aka the alien from Bugs Bunny) http://twitpic.com/z0wh7 #
- Finished paying bills and testing Tonic's new website. Happy as a beaver. http://twitpic.com/z172x #
- Working at home and being productive. Something about having 3 dogs lying at your feet calms the stress. #
- Rich and I just booked a gay cruise around the Hawaiian Islands for Halloween and early November – yay!!! http://bit.ly/6S6CP3 #
- RT @LouSagar: Here is breakdown for the $10 Red Cross text donations and how funds are being spent in #Haiti @tonicnews http://bit.ly/4qagss #
- Whatever happened to Albert from Little House on the Prairie? He was so cute. http://twitpic.com/z9vos #
- Does anyone know if Maureen McGovern sang "Morning After" on the Haiti telethon? http://bit.ly/7I47sg #
- Two people have looked at my outfit tonight and told me I look like Opal from Fiddler on the Roof. Time for a new stylist. #
- I am so excited to finally visit our 50th state Hawaii. #
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