The Ultimate Cougar: Madonna

Madonna’s boy toy, Jesus Luz, has moved into the Grand Cougar’s New York pad and has converted to Kabbalah. She has also ordered him to follow her macrobiotic diet: he is not allowed to eat anything sugary, any dairy products or processed foods.

That didn’t take long!


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Writer, gay blogger, tech addict and news junkie, DanNation grew up in Maine and resides in San Francisco with husband Rich and canines Louie, Puki and Sydney. He is in Year 7 of writing his DanNation blog. Email: dannationblog@gmail.com.
  • http://idecosupereco.wordpress.com/ Dave

    >> he is not allowed to eat anything sugary, any dairy products or processed foods.

    madonna *is* processed food. so i guess that rules out travel to locations south of the equator!