One big comment for all three posts. First when you say I might end up like one of those guys do you mean in great physical shape? Or tied up? Because if you mean great physical shape then I’m leaving tomorrow to visit you in CA.
Congrats on the ride. Keep at it though, because by the end of the second day you’ll not be having fun. And don’t forget to get “bag balm”. You’ll know what it’s for after your next couple of rides.