Getting a loft without old landlady cunilingus

I finally scored a home in San Francisco. However, the “muffin” house I described the other day went to the couple who brought the muffins. I called the landlady earlier to check the status of my application and she reported the news. Apparently, she hadn’t had cunilingus for over 30 years and her drought was over by the end of the open house. She also mentioned that some rimming was involved.

While I didn’t go to these lengths to find a place, a rental company accepted my application for a 2-bedroom loft earlier today. They will also take Louie, and while it is nowhere near a dogpark nor does it not have a yard, it will have to suffice for now.

It is a really nice and loft, and not far from the AT&T ballpark and SOMA gay bars (e.g. EndUp, Powerhouse, etc.).

Now, I don’t have to spend the weekend baking muffins! Or worse…

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Writer, gay blogger, tech addict and news junkie, DanNation grew up in Maine and resides in San Francisco with husband Rich and canines Louie, Puki and Sydney. He is in Year 7 of writing his DanNation blog. Email: dannationblog@gmail.com.
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/23442626 Tony

    Yeh! A new place. Perhaps you are close enought to the waterfront to take him for a stroll along there. Granted no FETCH though with the dog, lest he be hit by a vehicle. At least he can stretch his legs. And oh so close to a nightlife!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11074211 Nathan

    You’re so funny Dan, hehe

    That photo is just too much. I have to stop and imagine you searching online for that photos. yikes.

    Congrats on finding a place :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16685365 Jason

    Good to hear you found your place ;)

    Something tells me that photo is from Darin’s archives…

    -Jason

  • http://gaywritergeek.com ryan

    Glad you found a home. Knowing you have a permanent place to call home always helps get you over the instability that comes with a big move.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/6356087 MiKell

    **please**
    **hand**
    **me**
    **that**
    **hot**
    **poker**
    **so I can**
    **firmly**
    **shove it**
    **in both my eyeballs**

    Quickly.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/23082454 Kalvin

    Congratulations! Oh, and maybe you could have ruffied yourself if you had to do such a horrible task *shudder*. But hey, it’s better to be close to the SOMA stuff than Castro as you well know. Hooray!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12231587 Kiss My Mike

    wow, interesting muffin strategy!

    congrats dan!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10764742 Persian Guy

    Where in the hell did you find that pic? YIKES! Have some dignity woman.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10764742 Persian Guy

    oh and YAY you got a place!! :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4205984 MargOH! Channing

    Danny,

    How did you get a hold of that picture of my mother Sully?

    She is a salty old dog but still loves to get it o with the boys

    Kisses, MargOH!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15274745 Atari_Age

    Yay – now both the newbies are settling in!

    But, ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Chad

    Now when did you take that picture of Darin?