Missing Johnny

DAN’S NOTE: I wrote this post last week, but mistakingly forgot to post it. It was originally intended to run last Wednesday, January 25 – the one-year anniversary of Johnny Carson’s death. When I was about 11 years old, my parents bought me a tiny black & white Sylvania TV for my bedroom. I remember [...]
January 31, 2006 5

Gay versus Breeder Food Quiz

I was searching the depths of my cubboards and freezer tonight to find a snack when I took inventory of my and Teddy’s food stores. You will see three items that I found – can you guess which was purchased by the homo and which by the hetero? The results might surprise you. The Penis [...]
January 30, 2006 3

My hometown discovers TURNING FORTY

#1 on Dan’s Site Meter: Location Continent: North America Country : United States (Facts) State : Maine City : Waterville Lat/Long: 44.5543, -69.6178 (Map) Distance: 1,996 miles It finally happened. In looking at visitor locations on my sitemeter account, the one above popped up today — a visitor from Waterville, Maine (my hometown and where [...]
January 30, 2006 5

First skiing of the year

I just got back from the Santa Fe Ski Basin where a number of us hit the slopes for the first time this season. We don’t have much (any) moisture in New Mexico this winter, so we made a number of cruiser runs on man-made snow and had a $10 hamburger lunch. It was fun [...]
January 29, 2006 5

Whiter smiles

Since I constantly obsess with brushing and flossing my own teeth, it is no surprise that I committed my dog to a day of dental examination and cleaning yesterday. Louie absolutely hates the vet office, and he lived up to expectations by playing tug-of-war with me as he tried to make a quick escape. I [...]
January 28, 2006 2

Gayken Outed

Over at Gay Empire, JJD reported on the big story hitting the tabloid press this week — that Gayken had some sort of motel room trist with a boy he met on gay.com. The ex-army ranger luvah sold his story to National Enquirer, has some sort of Gayken cum-covered towel (a.k.a. pulling a Monica), and [...]
January 27, 2006 2

Coming of age in 1984

Writing last night’s post and mentioning Fort Lauderdale reminded me that this is only the second time I will visit Ft. Lauderdale. The first time was in 1984 when my high school friends and I somehow persuaded our parents to let us leave the state of Maine at age 18. That’s me all the way [...]
January 26, 2006 9

Gaytanic

The intinerary for my upcoming gay cruise came last week, and I have been getting up to speed on my preparation for the “Love Boat” meets bathhouse adventure. Prior to unloading my steamer trunk and walking the gang bang plank, Rey and I are meeting up for 4 days in funny and sunny Ft. Lauderdale. [...]
January 25, 2006 13
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